my name is caroline. all i want in life is to meet bill murray, buy a plymouth barracuda, and maybe intern for a tattoo shop. i've existed for 18 years, and not yet acquired the motivation to make any of these things happen.
"you said that robert was not fulfilling you and i said ‘i bet i could fulfill you’ and you said ‘i’d like to see you try’ and then i kissed you with the force of a thousand waterfalls."
