bring the color gold

my name is caroline. all i want in life is to meet bill murray, buy a plymouth barracuda, and maybe intern for a tattoo shop. i've existed for 18 years, and not yet acquired the motivation to make any of these things happen.

i still get a kick out of seeing how far a girl is willing to go to transform herself for a potential mate. be careful, your desperation is showing.

my taste (in everything) is already awesome. i could never change that about myself in order to impress someone i liked. i would rather be alone until i die than pretend i don’t play more video games than the average teenaged boy or listen to captain beefheart or consider cryptozoology a hobby or have a vast collection of science fiction comic books and magazines under my bed.

so be yourself, even if yourself is boring. just don’t be a liar. chances are, you’ll find someone equally as mediocre as you, and there will be no need to pretend to be anything cooler than what you aren’t.

  1. psychedelicshithole posted this