bring the color gold

 my name is caroline. all i want in life is to meet bill murray, buy a plymouth barracuda, and maybe intern for a tattoo shop. i've existed for 18 years, and not yet acquired the motivation to make any of these things happen.

i can’t keep uncontrollably sobbing in front of my microwave every time i make cup-o-noodles. it got weird when it became a regular occurrence.