January 2012
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i was helping pete move a couch and i pulled a muscle and i heard something pop or snap out of place that shouldn’t have.. so i guess you could say i threw my back out so i guess you could say i’m not going to gogol bordello tonight… so i guess you could say my new year’s eve is a bust. i’m just going to sit here on the couch playing skyrim in an awkward position that...
December 2011
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i used to write a lot of short essays, but i restricted myself to writing only philosophical or sad or drug-induced. foolishly, never anything else. i got repetitive and boring and eventually gave up. i also kept a pretty intense journal when i was in placement and during the worst of my depression, before i realized i was just holding onto the past, and therefore keeping my pain alive. after that...
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don't you wish your girlfriend was grammatically...
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Anonymous asked: does being friends with maddie make your self esteem better
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Anonymous asked: it's a little fucking ridiculous the way you think your better than everyone else.
andre: you used to call him, like, a homeless, ethnic santa claus.
ruxin: it happened to be around christmas time, and he was carrying a big bag of things.
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me and pete are spending our new year’s eve with gogol bordello. start getting jealous.
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“the reason i talk to myself is because i’m the only one whose answers i accept.”
– george carlin
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every time i get drunk at someone else’s house, i end up wanting to take a cab home so i can be drunk alone in my room.
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i am going to sit in my bed and watch the walking dead with half of a leftover pie and a full bottle of whiskey and sob uncontrollably until i feel better. yeah dude, i’m unhealthy!
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i’ve always hoped to someday meet a boy who secretly likes creedence clearwater revival as much as i do, and who isn’t 50 years old.
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recently, i have come to terms with the fact that my brother’s opinion is the only one that matters to me, and the only person i trust. i rarely listen to anyone else’s recommendations or advice except his own. we’re very similar and incredibly stubborn. even if it’s coming from someone who seems to like the same things i do, i ignore their suggestions. i prefer to find...
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this is wonderful television. let’s exploit elizabeth short’s brutal unsolved murder by having her ghost do a lesbian sex scene with another ghost on american horror story. this show is absurd and wildly inaccurate. i would imagine that when you die, you lose certain privileges, and that includes raping women and getting them pregnant. but they are just letting these ghosts run around...
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i’m going to get madalyn her own litter box for christmas it’s the fucking perfect present
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madalyn: can you believe we're gonna be 18? i feel like i've been 18 for years
me: that's because you tell everyone you're 18
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Anonymous asked: dude you are a drama queen
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all i do for christmas every year is hang out with my mom while we make wreaths out of pine cones and order chinese food and watch the twilight zone. she doesn’t even wrap presents anymore, she gives me the box that was delivered in the mail. i love her.
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“i just want to wake up in the morning and look over at my husband, asleep on our...”
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milton: we have to call an ambulance! listen to me, damn it, i'm a doctor!
jack: of history! in what emergency would you be necessary? if someone wanted to know whether the sixties were awesome or not?
milton: they were!
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i can feel myself becoming more attached to you than i wanted to be. i’m overdue to start my classic irrational and psychologically damaging alienation. it’s an unecessary inevitability, but i am a rotten human being and i will never change. i’ve grown accustomed to unintentionally fucking over every guy i come into contact with, based on deep-seated commitment issues, fear of...
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my favorite part about talking to guys i don’t care for is trying to come up with things to say that bring the conversation to an abrupt halt. i like trying to make them think i’m straight up mentally ill. it’s funny and a quicker way for me to get back to playing skyrim.
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goals for tomorrow:
1.) stay sober long enough to put on a pair of pants 2.) beer 3.) beers 4.) look into taxodermy as a profession 5.) something with harrison ford 6.) plan a murder 7.) start a religion
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jenna: that guy wanted to buy you a drink.
liz: really? i already have a drink. do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?
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i would love nothing more than to work in a used bookstore, but there doesn’t appear to be any decent ones around here. i doubt i’d be able to leave the store each night with any profit though. i’d immediately use the money i made to buy more books. you know, it would actually probably cost me a fortune to have a job at a bookstore.
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i’ve been smoking since the age of thirteen, questioning why since the age of fifteen, and acting upon it now.
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“after all, when you come right down to it, how many people speak the same...”
– russell hoban
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i sell my own drugs so i can buy more drugs… life’s a mystery
take LSD
be free
wa wa wa
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i’m going to long island for the weekend so i can literally do the same things i do here, which is drink beer and play video games.
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Anonymous asked: Are you still friends with Courtney?
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normal dates are for people with no imagination. remember when we went to the drugstore and read the greeting card poems aloud? that was a fun date.
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why have some of the best guys i know chosen girlfriends who are the most unattractive, mindless, and seemingly obsessive compulsive females, with no taste in anything culturally relevant, and no opinions they would have been capable of forming without the help of their aforementioned partners? it is a question that will plague me until the day i die. and in the words of robin scherbatsky,...
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i’m finding it harder to believe in soulmates. to be completely honest, i think the concept of having a soulmate, of wasting your whole life searching for that one perfect match, it’s naive and desperate and silly. there are so many souls out there to love, if only we, as human beings, would allow ourselves to realize that. stop following ideals. relax, be in love, but be happy with...
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Anonymous asked: do you any band or musican reccommendations, or favorites? from what ive seen on your blog you have a great sense of music.
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if my mom and i are still fighting by christmas, i’m going down to long island and bringing her back bagels as a peace offering. i can’t hide at pete’s house anymore. i like him very much but his bed is uncomfortable and i miss my cat and i’ve got this gnawing feeling in my gut that unfortunately keeps telling me about how family comes first.
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