February 2012
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i have a cat, and he loves me, and i don’t ever have to worry about him leaving me, because i control his food intake. so yeah… i can’t complain about my life.
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“it’s just young love it’s not real”
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6:24 am
sunday morning - no doubt
sometimes - my bloody valentine
with you - the flaming lips
made too pretty - as cities burn
now that i know - devendra banhart
good feeling - violent femmes
1989 - portugal. the man
i love you - the dandy warhols
all apologies - nirvana
soma - the smashing pumpkins
tried so hard - yo la tengo
catch the wind - donovan
tomorrow is a long time - bob dylan...
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i still get a kick out of seeing how far a girl is willing to go to transform herself for a potential mate. be careful, your desperation is showing.
my taste (in everything) is already awesome. i could never change that about myself in order to impress someone i liked. i would rather be alone until i die than pretend i don’t play more video games than the average teenaged boy or listen to...
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it’s hard for me to understand how the vampires in twilight can run around outside.. and just lay down in meadows.. in the day time.. and pick flowers and shit.. during the day.. in clear daylight.. and like, that’s not hazardous to them.. at all.
meanwhile, in 1922,
the sun rises and light pours in through count orlok’s window and kills him and he dies and he’s dead.
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orange claw hammer - captain beefheart and the...
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i wish there were more movies being made about 40 year old men being in love with 12 year old girls and fucking them.. you know what i’m talking about, lolita.. i like that weird shit, i don’t even care.
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the thing about friends is i have none
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gollum is so ~misunderstood~
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locking myself in my room with a bottle of darvocets and a pack of winstons and the lord of the rings trilogy
breathe your jealousy out and let it in
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when i’m a home owner, everything will be painted industrial grey and there will be tv’s embedded in all the walls which will constantly play the holy mountain at different rates.
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your blog is boring and it sucks, but i know you can’t help it. your blog is a reflection of you.
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i can’t keep uncontrollably sobbing in front of my microwave every time i make cup-o-noodles. it got weird when it became a regular occurrence.
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i’m so down worse than i’ve ever been but i can’t even tell because of all the muscle relaxers i keep taking like why do i bother with anti depressants when i can be high all the time
i feel good i feel great i feel wonderful
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“i think to be alive is weird. to have hands, to have fingers, is weird. do you...”
– alejandro jodorowsky
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it’s hard to take what people pass as metal seriously these days. i have crates full of manowar and hammerfall and iced earth and anthrax and megadeth and judas priest and dio records in my closet. my brother is the only person i know who understands. manowar is quite literally the loudest band in the world.
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bobby: i like how mine's a little off center. It's got wabi-sabi.
hank: you can't win an argument by making up words.
bobby: wabi-sabi is an eastern tradition, dad. it's celebrating the beauty in what's flawed. like the crack in the liberty bell, or the mole on cindy crawford's face.
hank: the liberty bell is great. but come on, if it was in a competition with a bunch of other bells without cracks, it would lose.
bobby: but sometimes it's the imperfections that make you love something even more. so what if this rose is a little short? a little wide? it's got more personality than the other ones.
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the truth is i’m still making horrible decisions concerning my love life
me: if i order a pizza right now will you pay for it when the guy gets here?
pete: i'm happy i found someone as misanthropic as i am, but you have to get over your fear of opening the front door.
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“you don’t get to do that. to come into somebody’s life, make them...”
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i wish they’d take me away to the funny farm for another few months. pardon my brain for being so chemically inbalanced.
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my grandpa was the most uncompromising republican i’d ever known, and my grandpa would have liked ron paul as much as i do. he passed away 6 years ago. his vote won’t be counted in 2012, but mine will.
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yes, i know smoking is bad for me. no, i do not intentionally force other people to breathe in my smoke. therefore, what i do is not effecting anyone in any way. should i quit? i know i should. will i quit? maybe in a few years, when i have something more to lose. but not because someone is shoving their judgement and intolerance down my throat. the world is facing bigger concerns than my own...
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i guess i never thought about how difficult it is for some women to have an orgasm.. and it’s still such a social taboo.. but a lot of women don’t even get to experience one in their whole lives.. and men just ejaculate all over the place everywhere all the time.. their junk is so basic and easy and lucky
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“people don’t write sonnets about being compatible, or novels about shared...”
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i think i’m done.. yea i’m done.. i’m going to go outside and lay my face down on the side of the road now and wait for a car to hit me.. bye everybody, bye
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blame it on the tetons - modest mouse is virtually the same as unwind - sonic youth
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mom: what are those letters doing on that girl's hands?
me: they're tattoos mom
mom: i don't understand
mom: is she in a gang?
me: yea ask our cashier at dunkin donuts which gang she's a member of
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we are like two magnets forcing ourselves together and apart as one. same, same, but different.
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more often than not, i’ll go to write something down that’s been wandering through my head, and then just not post it, because i realize i sound too obnoxious for anyone to ever agree with me.
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i am going to sit my mother down and make her watch gossip girl until she appreciates what a good daughter i am compared to these assholes on this show.
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i am the lion who's roaring, not the mouse that...
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sometimes i’ve got these thoughts that occur in my mind that i never wanted to say to anyone except for you because you were someone who i didn’t feel weird sharing weird things with but now you don’t talk to me and i miss you and i miss being weird and it’s weird dude
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